I'm looking for someone to move into my apartment so my voicemail and email have been inundated with prospective roommates ...

Remember how it snowed all winter and all you guys in substance free dorm were super excited to construct a full sized igloo in the field outside your dorm?

I have lived with druggies, weird people, and just plain inconsiderate people. None them compare to the roommate I have now. He is literally the most annoying person I have ever met in my life. Living with him is like water torture. If you were to take any one of these habits alone, they are endurable, but together they form a Voltron of annoyance.  I have conveniently divided them into subheadings for ease of reading:…

 If you have a roommate you need to get rid of, but aren’t sure how, here are some solid suggestions. If you follow these tips, you will lose your roommate within 10 days. So take a deep breath and relax- you can ditch them in just over a week. Starting today. have fun losing a roommate in 10 days.

Twenty humorous ways to confuse the people you live with. Falling backwards, reading with a flashlight, making toast with the toaster off, facing the wall when you speak to your roommate... these are just a few wacky ideas to spice up a mundane roommate situation.